That Guy

This is a story based on not so true events. Byron and Fletcher are at a party. Byron is calm and cool. Fletcher is an arrogant son of a bitch who likes all of the attention. They walk up to a group of girls. Immediately Fletcher begins telling a story about a friend who embarassed himself in front of a group of girls. It involves the friend losing his virginity and his bowels at the same time. The story takes entirely way too long and there is an awkward reaction with mild, forced laughter. But Fletcher laughs hysterically.

FLETCHER (SIMMERING DOWN)

Oh well. I guess you had to be there.

(PAUSE)

BYRON

I was there Fletcher. Why do you always do that? Am I that forgettable?

FLETCHER

Oh wow. You were there weren't you? How could I forget?

BYRON

I don't know.

FLETCHER

That's right. You're the guy in the story.

BYRON

Right. No!

FLETCHER

I'd take a few steps back ladies. He just ate Mexican food and you might turn him on. So, there's no telling what he'll do.

The girls walk away with disgust. Byron flees the scene in embarassment. And Fletcher stands alone with some sort of victory written all over his face. Fletcher proved himself to be That Guy:

1) I take too long telling stories Guy

2) You had to be there Guy

3) Oh I forgot you were there Guy

4) Embarass me in front of a group of girls Guy

- Ryan