Friday, January 27, 2017

Thinkpad 1/27/2017

1. I think it's okay to brag about being good in the sack. But, I don't think it's okay if you're actually referring to...potato sack racing. That's just something you shouldn't be bragging about. There's probably a guy out there who is an avid potato sack racer. That's the one thing he sort of has going for himself. He's probably at a dinner party just waiting for someone to ask him, "Can you pass the potatoes?"
"Speaking of potatoes..."

2. I've always been a little slow. I've always been behind--like 1 or 2...hundred steps. For example, back in high school my friends were talking about this masseuse that would give you a happy ending if you requested it. One friend said, "That's fucking awesome!" Another friend said, "Sign me up!" And I said, "Yummy!" I pondered, "Hmm, I wonder how she's affiliated with Friendly's." Later that day I went to the masseuse and got a massage. At the end, I asked for a Fribble.

3. Surveys ask you to rate something using a scale from 1 to 10. It's hard to narrow it down to just one number. I think they should go back to basics. "If you were happy with your service, and you know it, clap your hands. If not, then say Womp, Womp, Womp."