Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Some Women

This is about some women.

It's easy for some women to say to men, "You don't understand." It's easy to say because it's almost entirely true--it's almost a full proof argument. Men don't know what it feels like to have a period or give birth or go through one of the many things that only women have to endure. However, women shouldn't be able to use the "You don't understand" line, if it in fact can be comprehended by a man. Here is a little scenario which encompasses the types of rebuttals or responses that women use.

WOMAN
You don't even know.

MAN
Alright. Well, explain it to me then. I want to know.

WOMAN
I just...

MAN
You just what?

WOMAN
I just can't.

MAN
You just can't?

WOMAN
I can't even.

MAN
You can't even what?

WOMAN
I just can't even.

MAN
You just can't even...?

WOMAN
I can't deal.

MAN
So, you just can't even deal?

WOMAN
Exactly.

MAN
Oh...You just can't even deal with what?

WOMAN
I just can't even deal...with the Philadelphia Eagles losing to the San Francisco 49ers.

MAN
Awww, honey. Is that what all the fuss is about? It'll be alright. I feel the same way. There were just way too many incomplete passes and missed opportunities. Look, if you want, we could do a recap of the game and see how we can do better next time.

WOMAN
I can deal with that.

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